Posts tagged ‘Herald Sun’

Is there anything that multiculturalism isn’t to blame for?

According to the genius readers of the Herald Sun, the UK riots are a direct result of Britain’s policy of multiculturalism and not the recent police shooting of a black youth (gang member actually), rampant unemployment or a terrible Tory government.

The Herald Sun’s resident trollumnist also initially blamed multiculturalism but has since back-pedalled ever so slightly. Doesn’t stop his idiotic readers though!

$h*! Andrew Bolt Says

I don’t want to call Andrew Bolt a hypocrite BUT…

On the 31st of May he said this…

And yesterday…

So in a period of just 9 days Bolt has gone from advocating a ban on live animal imports to Indonesia to saying that such a ban is an overreaction. This just proves that it does not matter what the Gillard Labor government does, Bolt will oppose it, even if they do exactly what he wants them to do.  To paraphrase Groucho Marx from Horsefeathers, whatever they do, Bolt’s against it!

Circus Time

Roll up, roll up, to the greatest show on Earth.

Last Sunday I took a trip to Melton (which was an adventure itself) to watch the 2pm show of the Perry Brothers Circus. The last time I went to the circus was about a decade ago. I think it was Circus Royale that I saw on that occasion, and that they were still using wild animals. I have fond memories of visiting Ashton’s Circus with my Grandfather and my Dad back in the late 70s and early 80s, when they would pitch their big top at the Burnley Oval. Back then they definitely did use animals, and I remember wandering around looking at the elephants, lions, tigers and other wild animals.

When I attended Perry Brothers the first thing that can to my mind was how small the big top was. As a kid I always remembered the circus tent as being huge, but maybe that was because back then I looked at the circus through a child’s eyes and to a child everything is huge. Then again, as I said earlier, I last attended the circus ten or so years ago, when I was in my twenties, and I still remember it as being bigger back then too. The circus tent itself looked as though it had seen better days. There were a few small holes in the top of the big top.

These days wild animals are no longer used in the circus shows. We no-longer get the opportunity to see elephants, lions, tigers or other wild beasts perform. Perry’s do have Saigon, the last of the circus elephants, who usually travels around with the troupe but is retired from performing, but she was not at Melton on Sunday. I guess she was back at the Perry’s property, away from the spotlight and the controversy caused after an unfavourable Herald Sun article last year. I would have liked to have seen Saigon there, as I just love to watch elephants. I can, and have, sit for hours at the Melbourne Zoo just watching the elephants.

The acts at the circus were quite a mixed bag. There was lots of juggling, hoop twirling and wire walking but no trapeze, which I guess is something that is very much associated with circuses. Many of the acts made slight mistakes but these were not all that noticeable to most of the audience and easily corrected. The acts that were the most popular were of course the clowns. Firstly there was Oscar and his comedy cycling, then Brody the Clown, who generated lots of laughs from both adults and children.

Overall it was an enjoyable way to spend a couple of hours. I’m not sure if I would ever travel as far as Melton again to watch Perry’s Circus, but if they travel a bit closer to the city I would highly recommend seeing them. At just $15 for an adult ticket it is very good value for money.

Mark Webber – Get off his back!!!

This post is going to be about Australia’s only current Grand Prix driver Mark Webber, and how so many people have been on his back lately because he is not getting the results that they expect. An example of this is how on a Monday morning after a race 3AW’s Ross Stevenson and the Herald Sun’s Jon Anderson will laugh and snigger at what is in their eyes Mark’s poor showings. These two are obviously only casual F1 viewers at most, as they don’t seem to understand that even the best drivers cannot get good results if they are driving in rubbish cars. Let’s not pretend that Mark is driving for a good team, because his Williams Cosworth is absolute rubbish.

Let’s be frank about Frank, Williams are no longer a good team. They have not been a very good team for a long time, with the last time they were competitive being in 2003. This years’ car has been very fragile and only occasionally competitive. Williams have had the worst reliability of any team this season. There have been a lot of times when their Cosworth engines have blown up, as well as a lot of gearbox troubles. For a team that prides itself on their engineering ability this should be totally unacceptable.

Despite all of these troubles and poor reliability Mark has driven very well this year. He could have potentially had a couple of podiums in Melbourne and Monaco if his Cosworth engine had not expired. (With a bit of luck he may well have won in Monaco too!!!) Despite all of these setbacks Mark has very rarely made any mistakes this year and is doing the best that he possibly can, but let’s face the truth, I would have a better chance of winning Bathurst in a 1964 VW Beetle than Mark would have of winning a grand prix in a 2006 Williams Cosworth!!!

Next year Mark should have better results. Perhaps the expectations won’t be so high as nobody expects Red Bull to be good in the way they have expected Williams to be good. Maybe the Jon Andersons and Ross Stevensons will keep their misinformed opinions to themselves or even give Mark some well deserved kudos instead of just trying to tear him down. Red Bull will be a much better package than Williams and potentially can be the star car of 2007. Next year’s car will be the first designed by Adrian Newey, the person responsible for designing the championship winning Williams cars that were ultra successful between 1991 and 1997. He was also the designer at McLaren between 1998 and 2005 when they won two championships and were very successful. (McLaren haven’t looked like winning a race since he left!!!) The Red Bull’s should also have one of the best engines in F1 in 2007. They will be using Ferrari engines, with the option to use Renault engines in 2008 if the Ferrari engines are not as good as those engines that the Ferrari team use. (They have complained that Ferrari have been giving them dud engines, which is the reason why they have negotiated the Renault engine deal for the Red Bull b-team Toro Rosso!!!)

Next year Mark should finish grands prix, which is something he hasn’t been able to do this year. The Red Bull’s should easily be running in the points and should take a few podiums. With luck Mark can take a win or two, but I wouldn’t really expect that until 2008. Ferrari, Renault and McLaren will once again be the best teams in 2007, but I expect Red Bull to be fighting with Honda and BMW for 4th place in the Constructors’ Championship in 2007, while by 2008 Newey should have been able to produce a car capable of taking an occasional victory. Who knows, in a couple of years Mark may be fighting for the world championship.

Unfortunately I do not see any great things for the once great Williams team in 2007, even with new Toyota engines. They will probably be fighting with the Spyker and Toro Rosso teams at the back of the grid, which is a great shame!!! I am not so sure why Williams have fallen so hard but think it may have something to do with Sir Frank Williams and Patrick Head taking their eyes off the ball and being distracted by other things, whilst their chosen successors such as Sam Michael have proven that they do not have the talent to take Williams forward.