I have coulrophobia, a fear of clowns. They really freak me out. Even as a kid I was frightened of clowns. I remember one day being at Moomba when I saw Zig and Zag. I started to panic and had to get up and get away form these two as soon as I could. (This was before the criminal allegations against Zig!)

Just the other night I was walking to the 7/11 when a car drove past me. A clown had his head out of the window and was screaming out abusive language to me and calling me all sorts of names. The car headed to the car park of Crown Casino with the clown still yelling obscenities at me. I was really freaked out. I wanted to follow the car into the carpark so that I could kill the evil clown, but I soon came to my senses. Since this incident I have not been sleeping well and have been having nightmares about being attacked by clowns.

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